Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce que c’est?

I feel completely comfortable stating the following because:
a) We supposedly have an exterminator visiting today (as if anything else my landlord has ever promised has come true)
and
b) As of September 27th, I will no longer reside in my current abode.
So, with that said,
There is a corpse currently smashed and shriveling up on my kitchen floor.
For the past few weeks, [...]

my life as cinema

So I was just walking down the street to pick up some chinese and I had one of those moments where I really felt like my life was part of a movie.
It’s right before a storm hits, but in that cool peaceful delicious way – not ominous and scary, and I’m walking along with ’stonian [...]

NO-GOOD KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

I have now been 23 for almost two weeks.  This birthday was the first of its kind, in that I feel like I am no longer growing up but simply growing old.  Turning 23 forced me into an ‘adult overdrive.’  I now curtail my time on Perez Hilton, and instead try to catch up on [...]

Twilight Zone, July 28th, 2008

Today was just one of those days. The kind that made me question my lucidity (to be fair, my dreams have been eerily vivid as of late, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the big bulgy David Bowie from Labyrinth came out from under my bed right now and was all “what’s up, lady?”).
So besides [...]