hypercolor, holy ----!
Really…I just. dont. get it. “Fashion” over the last 2 or 3 years has snowballed into the oblivion. Now yeah I wear the occasional skinny jean, and I enjoy a good vest. But moderation people. And seriously, dayglo?
Lets look at me from 1993:
Now cute right? ooooh look at that 8 year old girl with her silly sunglasses that she got for selling 18,000 magazine subscriptions.
Now then there’s this:
WHY. WHY. WHYYYYYY do you want to look like you just stumbled off the set of Beverly Hills 90210 (note: the full name of the show is used, not just 90210 which would imply the simply named remake debuting this year)
American Apparel I partially blame you. Yes I know you didn’t come up with this trend, but shit if you haven’t made it worse and taken it to the extreme. Now I love your non-sweatshop promoting ways and you divinely soft t-shirts…..
WHAT
the
FUCK!
Paging on a Zach Morris phone, Paging on a Zach Morris phone. Hello? Oh hi, please make this stop.
3 Comments
September 19, 2008 at 11:20 am
This is why I’ll never be able to completely fit in with the scenesters.
Also, whose idea was it to bring back acid wash?
-B
September 24, 2008 at 12:09 pm
i love you
& your 8 yr old fashionably-misguided self.
fanny packs??? wtf.
November 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
you are hilarious and I love you