So I was recently eating a black and white cookie for breakfast (I was peer-pressured), which always seems like such a delicious option, when I started experiencing B&W Regret. This Regret has two parts. One: a stomach ache, since that cookie could comfortably be split between four people. Two: a toothache. There is an insane amount of sugar in those things. But my B&W Regret got me thinking…black and white cookies cause intense pleasure:
Yes, pleasure is Asians frolicking in the Swiss Alps.
and pain:
This picture was in Google images under IBS!
simultaneously.
And this two-faced onset of emotions reminded me of a ying-yang:
…which bears a striking resemblance to a black and white cookie:
…and we come full circle.
3 Comments
September 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm
this post warmed my day.
September 11, 2008 at 6:50 pm
that picture of the asians is the karikunas (or however you spell it) the miike move!
September 15, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I think you should just be grateful that you have access to delicious, delicious b&w cookies. Some of us don’t have that luxury.